titans of dap//colossi of crunk//giants at 6'3"

Oooo they’re going to have pizza and a 3D printer at their next meeting. These are my kinda people

—jimshorr, excited about Rochester Makers

“Bondage gear and sports shorts is a good combo. That’s going in my stylebook.” -jimshorr

“Bondage gear and sports shorts is a good combo. That’s going in my stylebook.” -jimshorr

Bagel dough isn’t any healthier than pizza dough. Why does pizza need to be on a bagel to be enjoyed anytime?

—jimshorr

  • lynyl fysh: when you only have 4 friends and 1 of them disappears and never returns any of your texts; that's a loss of 25%.
  • jimshorr: friendship is a numbers game, just like art.

jimshorr and I each have a crockpot. So I think we should have a chili cook-off.

I bought condoms for a deaf guy in a wheelchair, today.

—jimshorr, safer sex crusader

I want a flesh light that looks like baby seal mouth.

—jimshorr