giants at 6'3"

June 2013

1 post

Jun 13, 20131 note

May 2013

1 post

“My next album is about to drop. It’s called Move Dude ft. the single Move The Fuck Over Why Are You Sitting Spread Eagle On The Train (Move)” —lil jess

May 15, 2013

#lil jess #txts from my bestie #vol 2

March 2013

2 posts

Mar 24, 20131 note

#amulets #runes #wizords #jimshorr

“Oooo they’re going to have pizza and a 3D printer at their next meeting. These are my kinda people” —jimshorr, excited about Rochester Makers

Mar 23, 2013

#jimshorr #pizza #3D printing #making stuff #wood working

February 2013

2 posts

Feb 15, 2013

#jimshorr #amerksnation #gimp suit #BDSM #gym shorts

Feb 14, 2013

#lil jess #texts from my bestie #1billion rising #feminist jokes #wavers

January 2013

4 posts

Jan 22, 201333 notes

#lil jess

“Bagel dough isn’t any healthier than pizza dough. Why does pizza need to be on a bagel to be enjoyed anytime?” —jimshorr

Jan 21, 2013

#jimshorr #txts from jimshorr #pizza questions #bagel questions #pizza bagels

• lynyl fysh: when you only have 4 friends and 1 of them disappears and never returns any of your texts; that's a loss of 25%.
• jimshorr: friendship is a numbers game, just like art.

Jan 9, 2013

#jimshorr #artsy fartsy #friendship #fuck the world alone

jimshorr and I each have a crockpot. So I think we should have a chili cook-off.

Jan 5, 20131 note

#jimshorr #crockpot #stoopid roommate shit #chili cook off 2013

December 2012

1 post

“I bought condoms for a deaf guy in a wheelchair, today.” —jimshorr, safer sex crusader

Dec 7, 20121 note

#jimshorr #safersex #condoms

October 2012

2 posts

Oct 17, 2012

#jimshorr #adulthood #wrong boards #squirrel friends #texts from my bestie

Oct 11, 2012

#jimshorr #rectal #there and back again

September 2012

3 posts

Sep 10, 20121 note

#lil jess #cis dudes #queerboard top 100 #christmas shopping

“I want a flesh light that looks like baby seal mouth.” —jimshorr

Sep 9, 20121 note

#jimshorr #flesh light #baby seals

Sep 7, 201227 notes

August 2012

4 posts

cold coffee bug-dugglin'

can be used to describe the affects of drinking a lot of cold coffee and also to describe the coolness of something.

Aug 27, 20122 notes

#jimshorr #cold coffee bug-dugglin

“Oh, I thought that said “strap on.” —lil jess at Dun Well

Aug 25, 2012

#lil jess

“I am drunk and fed a homeless cat some food and then I just had a really important conversation with bill about privilege.” —lil jess

Aug 13, 20121 note

#lil jess #truknutz #privilege check

“I am really disgusted by people posting photos of hipster wedding invitations all over my social networks. All printed on recycled paper that looks like matzo bread with twee little drawings and shit prob costing the amount of ten meals per invite” —lil jess

Aug 6, 2012

#lil jess #fuckyourmarriage