“My next album is about to drop. It’s called Move Dude ft. the single Move The Fuck Over Why Are You Sitting Spread Eagle On The Train (Move)” —lil jess
“Oooo they’re going to have pizza and a 3D printer at their next meeting. These are my kinda people” —jimshorr, excited about Rochester Makers
“Bagel dough isn’t any healthier than pizza dough. Why does pizza need to be on a bagel to be enjoyed anytime?” —jimshorr
- lynyl fysh: when you only have 4 friends and 1 of them disappears and never returns any of your texts; that's a loss of 25%.
- jimshorr: friendship is a numbers game, just like art.
jimshorr and I each have a crockpot. So I think we should have a chili cook-off.
“I bought condoms for a deaf guy in a wheelchair, today.” —jimshorr, safer sex crusader
“I want a flesh light that looks like baby seal mouth.” —jimshorr
cold coffee bug-dugglin'
can be used to describe the affects of drinking a lot of cold coffee and also to describe the coolness of something.
“Oh, I thought that said “strap on.” —lil jess at Dun Well
“I am drunk and fed a homeless cat some food and then I just had a really important conversation with bill about privilege.” —lil jess
“I am really disgusted by people posting photos of hipster wedding invitations all over my social networks. All printed on recycled paper that looks like matzo bread with twee little drawings and shit prob costing the amount of ten meals per invite” —lil jess